Saturday, December 10, 2011

Location, Location, Location

Remember the story Green Eggs and Ham? And the fellow who could not, would not, eat them anywhere? Yeah. I'm kind of that guy's opposite when ti comes to where I'm willing to do a scene.

Boat, house, bard, yard, pool, bar, hospital, dungeon, living room, closet, shower, bed, porch, car, park, club, etc. My only two stipulations are no innocent children, and little to no chance in getting thrown in jail for it.

And the location doesn't HAVE to be authentic. I don't need an actual hospital to play "doctor". (Though I do have this somewhat twisted desire to be horribly taboo and naughty within the walls of a monastary >.>) We have nude beaches (and beach isn't the place to have sex, please play responsibly), it'd be awesome to have nude adult parks or trails.

Certain scenes - such as the naughty school girl - really shouldn't be done in an actual school. College campus maybe, and hell on some you could have at and no one would even bat an eye. Pool scenes shouldn't involve sex in the water itself, stuff makes for a really bad lubricant, and can lead to infections (same with beach sand). Leave stuff like that in the hentais where they belong.

Cars should be in park (or in parks), and motorcycles are only safe as background props - kick stands aren't THAT sturdy. Bicycles don't work in my mind, but I'm sure I could find some fun uses for bicycle racks.

In international waters you can be more devious, but so can everyone else, keep that in mind before taking the boss' yacht out for a spin.

The risk of getting caught does add something to a scene, but be sure to remember that even the most secluded and intimate scene can be the most intense. And if both people aren't comfortable outdoors there are many indoor options (or at the least, less risky outdoor ones). Keep in mind the concept of nosy neighbors, maybe a taller backyard fence is in order, or higher hedges.

Elevators are another "fun" place, as an ex-security guard though, let me offer some advice - Most have cameras. Some that feed to more than one place, and honestly, unless you get stuck in one, they never move slow enough to have any real fun in.

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